sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
he shaved USA in his pubs
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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