hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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