If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
people are starting to question the shark bite story
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
