Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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