bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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