Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
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