is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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