After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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