Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
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