she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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