Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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