i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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