The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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