that's an acceptable place to lick
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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