The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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