no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
wow bdsm is so cute
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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