wrigley field is MILF paradise
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
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