umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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