This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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