Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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