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Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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