Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I wish you could order shots online.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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