apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Randomize