she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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