ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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