Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
he laminated a picture of his dick.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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