Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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