Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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