it wasn't lemon gatorade
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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