I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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