road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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