Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
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