maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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