I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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