You're completely useless in the revolution.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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