the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
