So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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