I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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