How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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