i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
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