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omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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