I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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