I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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