new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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