Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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