People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Randomize