But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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