'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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