Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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