i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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