did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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