he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I am full of burrito and curiosity
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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