Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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