Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Randomize
