who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Randomize
