Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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