Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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